Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Extractor Fan Jokes More Extractor Fan Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!