Tractor Jokes

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

I Love Pizza & You

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

How did the farmer find his wife?

How did the farmer find his daughter?

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

What does a duck call a tractor?

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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