Tractor Jokes

Where's my tractor?

I used to love tractors

He tractor down

Where is my tractor?

With a John Deere letter.

An extractor fan

They both don't drive tractors.

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

He tractor down

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Put it down, Tyrone!

An extractor fan!

An extractor fan

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

CGI Friday's.

They go Bar Hopping!...

It was in A-minor

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

5 minutes talk to wife.

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

How did the farmer find his wife?

How did the farmer find his daughter?

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

What does a duck call a tractor?

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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