Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

John Deere Letter Jokes More John Deere Letter Jokes

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number