Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!