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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was Home Alone.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.