Why did Michael Jackson always lose in ...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Lil Jokes More Lil Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.