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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.