Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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For 2 weeks.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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Because he's dead.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.