Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.