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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.