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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.