Well plaid.
They lost two towers
Because they are missing two towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
They are missing two towers.
C4
It's stale, mate.
They smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Sheet
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Using imperial units.
She goes to the bathroom.
Because then, it would be called Solved.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
A pedometer
The pawn shop.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Good morning, ladies!
Jehovah's citruses.
A WUNCH.
