Well plaid.
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Cheers, mate.
Because he's dead.
They keep saying check, mate.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
They are missing two towers.
C4
It's stale, mate.
Shrekmate.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
That's check, mate.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
None, it only takes Tolkiens
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Sir Charge
Billy Jeans!
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Because they're missing two towers
No, YOU the bomb.
Antiquing.
Bidet, mate.
A glutamate.