Well plaid.
They lost two towers
Because they are missing two towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
They are missing two towers.
C4
It's stale, mate.
They smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
Because they were mated.
Hide n' seek
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He's been underground for five years now.
Jacks on Jacks off
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
Because it was Frigid
One is a group of cunning stunts.
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
A **MIDI**-val file.
Blankets.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!