Well plaid.
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Cheers, mate.
Because he's dead.
They keep saying check, mate.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
They are missing two towers.
C4
It's stale, mate.
Shrekmate.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
That's check, mate.
A vark!
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
Oxfam.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
Because he was sick of chainmail.
They have the knights watch.
Two towers.
Cheque, mate!
Check, mate.
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
I said play pope music not pop music.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Because you ran when it's past tents.
