Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

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