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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate