What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.