What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.