What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Bob

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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So he can find router space.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

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We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.