What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.