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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.