What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...