Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.