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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.