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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time