Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)