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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.