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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.