Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk