Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.