Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk