Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.