Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.