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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required