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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!