Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!