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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.