What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!