What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist