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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)