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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)