What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side