What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.