What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.