What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.