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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.