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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.