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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.