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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")