What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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In the bridle suite!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.