What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog