What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog