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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.