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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....