What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.