He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A dog has a better understanding of no.
The doors were open.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Pick up lines
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
