What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog