What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.