How does a cat tell time??

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.