How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook