How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.