How does a cat tell time??

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!