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How does a cat tell time??

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.