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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no