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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no