How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.