How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool