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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!