How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool