How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool