How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

Weasley Jokes More Weasley Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off