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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Weasley Jokes More Weasley Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins