How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off