How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off