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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Weasley Jokes More Weasley Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off