How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins