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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Weasley twins are 50% off