Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel