Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Because they were 50% off!

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Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.