Black Friday Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Price Jokes More Price Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.