Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.