Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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Power Tool Jokes More Power Tool Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Weasley Jokes More Weasley Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.