Participate Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Ferguson Protester Jokes More Ferguson Protester Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!