Participate Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Ferguson Protester Jokes More Ferguson Protester Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent