Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
From pier to pier.
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
The electoral college in 2016.
Through the Electoral College.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.
It was I, **RIO**!!!
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
At the stock market
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
It runs against Hillary.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.