Participate Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Electoral College Jokes More Electoral College Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side