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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools