Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana Republic

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.