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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.