Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.