Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.