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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.