Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.