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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month)

Luter Jokes More Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint