What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint