Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

File Jokes More File Jokes

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.