Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.