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Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

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Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.