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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet