How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.