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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What did you win?

Atrophy

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.