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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.