What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!