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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance