Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store