Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!