Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.