How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.