How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.