How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!