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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!