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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.