How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.