How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.