Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Baby cedar
He wanted to be cool.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Removed
One.
A Dollar
Because the only constant is change.
Just put it on my bill
It didn't register.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.