How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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What do you call a group of kids?

A migraine

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.