How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free