How are you dealing with not writing an...

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?