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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(