He responds, "One note at a time."
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Auld Lang Swine.
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Gruesome.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
They work it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil
