How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.