How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."