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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap