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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.