How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What's a frog's preferred fastener?

Rivet.