Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit