Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.