What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."