What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?