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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!