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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen