What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.