What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.