What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.