What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.