What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.