There is no cod
Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
You gotta catch Jamal
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.
With clickbait, of course!
With a skynet
Aboot this big.
Your addicted.
A Zikachu
Both give you a good chance of catching something
The punchlines were too long.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
He's ben affleckted.
A baseball team
You neek up on it.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Hodor! Hodor!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Sham rock.
A worm hole
Bro, mine
Catch you later
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
He was caught stroganoff
Feelings. T.T
European.
With an Internet.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Heinzenburg
ANKH ANKH!!
Nana boo boo
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Because other people took the bait.
HOLY MACKAREL!
A baegull.
Flu-catcher bread
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
He was caught playing in A minor.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Shanghai
Wait, I can explain everything!
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
It won't be long now...
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
With A-Rod.
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
With debate.
It's not a too-nah!
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
I've got a plane to catch
Catch my drift
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Sometimes, there's a catch
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
They want to catch the last goal-post!
I'm at your service ma'am.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
With a red elephant trap.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
They keep getting caught in the net!
Alf all if you don't catch me!
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
So he could break out.
Unique up on it.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Because he catches all the snitches!
He was caught rustling.
That he needed to address the situation
He'll probably catch fleas
Unique up on him
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Asking for a friend
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
You got a friend in me.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
To catch her false teeth.
She became a sleeper agent
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Getting caught red handed!
He catches a buzz.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
They squealed on each other.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
He was way to high, man.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Your Bike
You're fired!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
My Bologna had a first name.
Pick a cod, any cod!
I've cod a cold.
Optimush Prime.
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
He charges a calligra-fee of course!
Its One Direction of course.
Ask about his routine.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
