There is no cod
Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
You gotta catch Jamal
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.
With clickbait, of course!
With a skynet
Aboot this big.
Your addicted.
A Zikachu
The punchlines were too long.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
He's ben affleckted.
A baseball team
You neek up on it.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Hodor! Hodor!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Sham rock.
A worm hole
Bro, mine
Catch you later
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
He was caught stroganoff
Feelings. T.T
European.
With an Internet.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Heinzenburg
ANKH ANKH!!
Nana boo boo
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Because other people took the bait.
HOLY MACKAREL!
A baegull.
Flu-catcher bread
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
He was caught playing in A minor.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Wait, I can explain everything!
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
It won't be long now...
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
With A-Rod.
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
With debate.
It's not a too-nah!
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
I've got a plane to catch
Catch my drift
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Sometimes, there's a catch
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
They want to catch the last goal-post!
I'm at your service ma'am.
With a red elephant trap.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
They keep getting caught in the net!
Alf all if you don't catch me!
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
So he could break out.
Unique up on it.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Because he catches all the snitches!
He was caught rustling.
That he needed to address the situation
Unique up on him
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Asking for a friend
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
You got a friend in me.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
To catch her false teeth.
She became a sleeper agent
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
The game ends when they catch the snitch
Getting caught red handed!
He catches a buzz.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
They squealed on each other.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
Chard remains.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Annette
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
He was a pieromaniac.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.
Because they're so easy to catch!
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Take away its brooms.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Clickbait.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
By octobus!
Out of plaice.
