There is no cod
A pot roast
Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
You gotta catch Jamal
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.
With clickbait, of course!
He was caught red handed.
With a skynet
Aboot this big
Your addicted.
A Zikachu
He had a plane to catch.
Both give you a good chance of catching something
The punchlines were too long.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
He's ben affleckted.
A baseball team
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
You neek up on it.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Hodor! Hodor!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Sham rock.
A worm hole
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Bro, mine
Catch you later
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
El trapo.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
He was caught stroganoff
Feelings. T.T
European.
With an Internet.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Heinzenburg
ANKH ANKH!!
Nana boo boo
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Because other people took the bait.
HOLY MACKAREL!
A baegull.
Flu-catcher bread
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Me love you wrong time.
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
He was caught playing in A minor.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
He was caught in the possession of small arms
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
He was feeling a little horse.
Shanghai
Wait, I can explain everything!
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
It won't be long now...
You got the Wong guy.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
With A-Rod.
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
With debate.
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...
It's not a too-nah!
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Bullets.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
I've got a plane to catch
Catch my drift
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Sometimes, there's a catch
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
They want to catch the last goal-post!
I'm at your service ma'am.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
With a red elephant trap.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
They keep getting caught in the net!
Alf all if you don't catch me!
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
So he could break out.
Unique up on it.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Because he catches all the snitches!
He was caught rustling.
That he needed to address the situation
He'll probably catch fleas
Unique up on him
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Asking for a friend
Well then you better go catch it!
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
One of them is purple
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Park in it, of course.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
With his bear hands!
