There is no cod
Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.
With clickbait, of course!
With a skynet
Aboot this big.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
He's ben affleckted.
A baseball team
You neek up on it.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Hodor! Hodor!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Sham rock.
A worm hole
Bro, mine
Catch you later
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
Feelings. T.T
European.
With an Internet.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
ANKH ANKH!!
Nana boo boo
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Because other people took the bait.
HOLY MACKAREL!
A baegull.
Flu-catcher bread
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Wait, I can explain everything!
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
It won't be long now...
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
With debate.
His hand caught on fire.
It's not a too-nah!
When his hand caught fire!!
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Catch my drift
Sometimes, there's a catch
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
They want to catch the last goal-post!
I'm at your service ma'am.
With a red elephant trap.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
They keep getting caught in the net!
Alf all if you don't catch me!
So he could break out.
Unique up on it.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Because he catches all the snitches!
He was caught rustling.
That he needed to address the situation
Unique up on him
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
Asking for a friend
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
To catch her false teeth.
She became a sleeper agent
Getting caught red handed!
He catches a buzz.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
They squealed on each other.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Chard remains.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Annette
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
He was a pieromaniac.
A football net!
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Holy smoke!
He's from Team Rocket
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
Have someone throw it at you.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
With a gummy worm as bait
To catch a charmander.
Catch up.
Talontless.
Catch.
He was caught taking a leek.
Sting operation, of course!
Gotham
Mennonitis!
Paints the town red
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Diddly-squats
A Toy-Yoda
Clickbait.
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
The lavatory, of course!
He was losing packets.
They have a sixth sense of humor
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Because they like to pumpkin.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
