What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.