What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.