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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.