What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.