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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.