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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.