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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.