What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.