What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Previous Random Joke Next

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.