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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.