What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.