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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.