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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.