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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC