When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!