What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!