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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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