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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!