What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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