What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.