What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM