What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Because then it would be a foot..

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Crisp Cringle.

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Gangsta wrappers!

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They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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Everywhere!

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.