Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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They shake hands.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot