Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!