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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.