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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches