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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.