What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?