Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.