Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.