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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.