Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!