Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.