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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.