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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!