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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.