How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!