How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!