How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.