How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!