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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.