Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce