Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce