Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.