Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce