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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.