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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce