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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.