Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope