Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Avril Labean

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe