What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Because they got nun to love them

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.