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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe