Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe