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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...