Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe