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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe