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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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They know how to raise the roof.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.