What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.