What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.