What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.