What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.