What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.