Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.