Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!