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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!