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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.