Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp