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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!