Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.