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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.