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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe