What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe