What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Previous Random Joke Next
Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.