Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Feyonc

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.