Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!