What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe