What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.