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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.