Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan