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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!