What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.