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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!