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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.