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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe