What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..