Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.