Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe